btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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