Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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