i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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