My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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