its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She's the barista slut.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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