I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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