I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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