Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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