She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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