Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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