Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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