how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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