I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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