Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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