I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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