in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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