May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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