I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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