i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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