i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
why is half of my head shaved?
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