D3 body, D1 cock
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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