Buhtt sex?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i came on her dog
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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