Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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