You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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