dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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