i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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