She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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