She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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