btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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