Whoa Z and x make the same sound
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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