her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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