Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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