guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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