i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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