I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she told me i tasted like america
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize