You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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