is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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