there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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