i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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