Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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