He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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