Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize