so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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