shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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