dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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