try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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