Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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