My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
wanna go halves on a baby?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
All the doctor said was why
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