Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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