make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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