shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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