): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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