i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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