I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Everything about him screamed your future.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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