I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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